Steve WP is an extremely horny dog. He is up for a good time all the time! He has no preferences, and can go all night long He believes that he is a human and would prefer to eat pizza for the rest of his life. He likes long walks on the beach, playing Pokémon Go, and prefers a single malt scotch, He is down to party and enjoys hip hop and rock music. He prefers his bitches to take care of themselves and will most likely be turned off by a heavy set girl. He was baptized Catholic, but is not a regular church attendee. He has to be monitored around any type of medications because he has been known for pill seeking behaviors. He once stole a bag of marijuana from a neighbor by breaking in through their doggie door. He also has stolen money from loved ones and likes to tear the heads off of stuffed animals. Beyond that, he’s a good natured dog who really doesn’t care if he pleases you or not. He is about Steve, 24-7. If you really needed his help in a life or death situation, he would bail on you unless you had a hamburger or something to offer him. He looks good and he knows it. He is definitely not looking to settle down and is not the marrying type.
