WHISKEY Stud Muffin Seeking a Lady. Handsome, well-mannered guy with great genes and an even better personality. Calm, friendly, and an all-round good boy. 18months old, Young enough to zoom, old enough to nap. Fit, friendly, and emotionally stable (rare, I know). Handsome bloke with big muscles, dreamy eyes, and a heart of gold. Live with my mum Betty — she raised me right. Protective by nature (mainly against bugs and suspicious spiders). Your house = my house. Your safety = sorted. Social butterfly. Dogs, humans, random strangers… I make mates everywhere I go. • Can crawl (yes, I’ve got skills) • Loud, dramatic yawns, you’ve been warned • Unofficial therapy dog at local primary school • Professional snack detector • Zoomies is my cardio • Built like a unit, cuddles like a teddy bear. Turn-ons: Snacks, belly rubs, compliments, being told I’m a good boy (true story) Turn-offs: Empty treat jars, the vacuum cleaner, you leaving without me. Swipe right if you like loyal men, good manners, and strong genes.
